Yo, nerds, it’s Derek—40-year-old single dad, Click Consultants hustler, and Tanner’s personal chauffeur to chaos town. I dove into the wild world of single-dad and fatherhood TikToks, and holy shit, these memes are like a punch to the gut wrapped in a belly laugh.
From Tanner’s bedtime rebellions to my custody war flashbacks, these videos hit so close to home I’m questioning my life choices. My first time doing a reaction post, so strap in for the raw, petty, and real-as-hell ride on OMG It’s Derek. Watch the video below, then let’s unpack why these TikToks are Tanner’s biography and my therapy session!
Table of Contents
- Tanner’s Chaos: 100% That Kid
- Full Day of Fun, Still Wants Hide-and-Seek
- The Defiant Stare That Tests My Soul
- Custody Fight: Plan A to Plan C
- “How Is It Bedtime Already?!”
- Bedtime Turns Into WWE Smackdown
- Shower vs. Bath: Tanner’s War Crimes
- Letting Tanner Win (I’m a Sucker)
- Why Fighting for Your Kid Is Worth It
- Petty Vibes and Parallel Parenting
- Join the Single-Dad Nerd Army
Tanner’s Chaos: 100% That Kid
Tanner, my 5-year-old tornado, is the star of every TikTok I watched. These fatherhood memes aren’t just funny—they’re my life. I’m a single dad in Ohio, running Click Consultants and dodging Tanner’s endless energy. Whether it’s his bedtime meltdowns or his “I’m gonna do it anyway” smirk, these videos are like a documentary of our house.
My first time reacting to TikToks, and I’m hooked—let’s see if these hit you as hard as they hit me.
Full Day of Fun, Still Wants Hide-and-Seek
First TikTok: a kid whining that the day “sucks” after hitting the aquarium, arcade, and pool, just ‘cause Dad won’t play hide-and-seek.
Bro, this is Tanner’s autobiography. Last weekend, we hit the zoo, grabbed ice cream, played Mario Kart till my thumbs hurt, and got home at 8 p.m. I’m ready to collapse, and Tanner’s like, “Dad, let’s wrestle!” I’m like, “Kid, I’m 40, my back’s filing for divorce, and you want *more*?” Every parent feels this—your kid’s energy is a renewable resource, and you’re running on fumes.
The Defiant Stare That Tests My Soul
Next up: a kid locking eyes with Dad while doing *exactly* what he was told not to. Tanner’s got this move down to a science. I’ll say, “Tanner, don’t touch the cookies,” and he’ll give me this slow-motion death stare, hand creeping toward the jar like he’s auditioning for *Mission: Impossible*.
I’m over here channeling my inner drill sergeant: “Boy, I will ground your little butt, don’t test me!” I don’t spank, but the grounding threats? Oh, they’re real. Tanner’s smirk is my cardio.
Custody Fight: Plan A to Plan C
This one got heavy: a dad talking Plan A (raise kids together), Plan B (co-parent amicably), and Plan C (arm yourself with knowledge to fight for your kids). Man, this is my story. I married for life, old-school vibes, but when that crashed, I wanted equal co-parenting. My ex wasn’t having it, pulling every trick to limit my time with Tanner.
Plan C was me becoming a legal ninja—studying Ohio custody laws, fighting in court, and clawing my way to shared parenting. It was brutal, but I won. Dads, if you’re in this fight, don’t sleep on your rights. Check resources like Fatherly—knowledge is power, and your kid’s worth every battle.
“How Is It Bedtime Already?!”
Another gem: a kid shocked that it’s bedtime after a packed day. Tanner’s mind explodes every night. I’ll say, “Buddy, 30 minutes till bed, start chilling.” He’s like, “What?! We did *nothing* today!” Bro, we hit the park, ate pizza, watched *Spider-Man*, and you built a LEGO fort. Where’s this “nothing” coming from? It’s like he’s got a time-warping superpower. I’m just trying to get him in pajamas before I lose my damn mind.
Bedtime Turns Into WWE Smackdown
This TikTok killed me: a kid half-asleep on the couch, but the second bedtime hits, they’re bouncing like they chugged Red Bull. Tanner’s my mini-Hulk Hogan. We’ll be chilling, his eyes drooping while watching YouTube, and I’m like, “Yes, sleep is near.” Then we hit the bedroom, read three books (our nightly ritual), and I say, “Lights out.” Suddenly, he’s wrestling the dogs, monologuing about dinosaurs, and turning the bed into a trampoline. I’m over here like, “Boy, I’mma yeet you to Narnia if you don’t chill!”
Shower vs. Bath: Tanner’s War Crimes
Next: a kid fighting showers but loving baths. Tanner’s the king of this. I’ll say, “Shower time, gotta wash that hair,” and he’ll wail, “Nooo, I want a bath!” like I’m sentencing him to hard labor. But once he’s in the shower, he’s in there for 20 minutes, singing *Baby Shark* and turning my bathroom into a waterpark. It’s like he’s allergic to efficiency. Parents, why are our kids like this?
Letting Tanner Win (I’m a Sucker)
This one’s a classic: a kid begging Dad to let them win. I’m a softie for Tanner. We’ll play Uno, and I’ll crush him two rounds, but by game three, I see that pout forming. I’m like, “Alright, buddy, this one’s yours.” I’ll “accidentally” skip my turn, and his grin lights up the room. Gotta let ‘em win sometimes—keeps ‘em hooked on playing with Dad.
But Tanner’s starting to suspect my losing streak ain’t legit. Kid’s too smart.
Why Fighting for Your Kid Is Worth It
The heaviest TikTok: advice for dads in custody battles. The guy said it’s worth every penny, hour, and sacrifice to stay in your kid’s life. Damn, that hit. My court fight cost me thousands, sleepless nights, and a chunk of my soul, but seeing Tanner’s face every morning? Priceless.
Dads, don’t give up. Research, fight, and show up—your kid will know you went all-in. Too many dads lose hope; don’t be that guy. If you need a starting point, try DadsDivorce.com for legal tips.
Petty Vibes and Parallel Parenting
Last one: a dad cheering his kid while shading the haters. I’m petty as hell in my head. When Tanner’s at soccer and some parent’s giving side-eye, my brain’s screaming, “Shut your dumb ass up, Karen!” but I’m out here like, “Tanner, you’re killing it, ignore the noise!” My ex and I don’t co-parent; we parallel parent—separate lanes, no drama.
Tanner comes back from her week with a smirk, like he knows Mom’s rules don’t fly here. That smirk? My secret weapon.
Join the Single-Dad Nerd Army
These TikToks were a riot—part comedy, part therapy. Loved this? Drop a comment if you want a Part 2. Got your own Tanner-level chaos or custody war stories? Spill in the comments. Check the video above for the full laugh-cry fest. Want more dad rants or tech chaos? Subscribe to OMG It’s Derek and hit Click Consultants for YouTube editing that pops. Peace out, nerds!
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