Let me start with the math, because I know somebody is going to say I’m being dramatic. I’m not. I literally did the math, and it’s not pretty at all. If you’re a dad who’s been told “every other weekend is standard,” you need...
This is one of those nights where I’m like, “Okay, we’re just gonna open a couple packs, keep it chill, get a few hits maybe.” Then my son Tanner turns it into a full-on WWE match with cardboard. Somehow, every single time we open Pokémon cards together, he pulls the...
Look, I’m about to share something that made me uncomfortable as hell to discover. I ran myself through this deep question exercise the other day. Not some bullshit “what’s your favorite color” personality quiz. I mean the kind of questions...
So we sat down to open two Mega EX boxes and I honestly wasn’t expecting much, you know we’ve had some rough pulls recently on a few different sets and I figured this would just be a fun thing to do with Tanner, and then we pulled TWO Lapras EX cards and...
Divorce almost destroyed me. I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. When my ex-wife left, I fell apart. There were nights I couldn’t sleep. Days I couldn’t function. Moments where I genuinely didn’t know how I was going to survive this. But here’s what I want you to know if...
I cursed at God, like full-on f you, sobbing in my back office on a random Tuesday afternoon, and the wild part is he loved me anyway, and I hadn’t talked to him in almost 15 years, no church, no prayer, nothing, and the first thing I said wasn’t “save me,” it was...
